I Wish Obama Was Black

We all know that our Kenyan president is half-black and half-white. I wish he was completely black. Why? Well, I, like all Americans, have been carefully and repeatedly taught through the News Media, Hollywood and public education that Blacks never do anything wrong, only white people are bad. In fact, if a black person does something bad it is only because of some white person. I admit I don’t completely understand how this works but I do know that these three “paragons of honesty” say so and I’m sure they would never teach or report anything that was not so. That would make them anti-White racists!

Now, what do we know about Obama? We know he’s not a citizen of the United States. The News Media has done all within their power to hide this, even using their favorite tactic of bullying anyone who questions why he has no birth certificate even though he claims to have been born in the United States in such modern times as ours. Thus, we know he is a liar. Why? Because he has white blood in him. We all know that Blacks never tell a lie. If he was Black he would have told the truth and wouldn’t be President.

We also know he is dictatorial. In other words, he thinks like a dictator thinks, not like a defender of the free voting system. If he could, he would rule by decree and do away with Congress. His addiction to Executive Orders has been clear evidence of this. Obviously, he would never wish to be a dictator if he didn’t have that evil white blood in him. I don’t know how to explain vicious black dictator, Robert Mogumbe, who was “voted” in to be the ruler of Zimbabwe after the News Mafia worked so hard to get rid of their evil white president. He is obviously a dictator and hasn’t allowed an honest election since the one that put him in power. He’s Black! But, he must have some white blood in him somewhere!…the same thing is true of Kim Jung Il, the ruthless oriental dictator of communist North Korea. [Gaddafi must be White!]

We know he’s a bully who has to have everything his way and will force it on people if he must. After the much ballyhooed “Filibuster-proof Majority” of 60 Democrats, Obama still couldn’t get his socialist healthcare plan passed so he forced it on the people of this country with a paltry 51 votes in a vote that was illegal. Think about it. Only 51 people in this country wanted his plan and we got it! Dirty Honky!

Also, we all remember his vindictive statement during the Gulf oil leak. He said, “That’s why I’m checking with the experts, so I know whose a_ _ to kick.” Everyone was so shocked by his language that they failed to see the terrifying truth of what he said. Think about it! If he had found out whose a_ _ to kicked and kicked it…there would still have been millions of gallons of oil pouring into the gulf! What he should have said was, “That’s why I’m checking with the experts, so we can get this leak fixed as soon as possible.” But a bully only thinks of punishing people, not helping them. What a miserable white guy!

He is a Muslim. Like all hate-filled Muslims, he has nothing but contempt for Christianity. He never celebrates the National Day of Pray and is even out of the country if possible to avoid it. Yet he is right there with his Muslim brothers to celebrate Ramadan. He humbly bows in submission to his fellow Muslim leaders. He even repeats the public school fairy tale that America “owes much to the Muslims…” Hey. Hey! There were no Muslims on the Mayflower! How do we know? Because it didn’t blow up!

If anyone disputes this just listen to his own words from Audacity of Hope, “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”

He is a communist. Again this is betrayed by his statements about and efforts to “spread the wealth.” Like all filthy communists, he does not believe that the money you earn is yours. It should be “shared” with the lazy, listless and…um…oh yeah, anyone who promises to vote him more power. This is a glaring betrayal of his whiteness. We all know that Lenin and Trotsky, the founders of modern communism, were white guys! (It makes you feel sorry for those few, innocent, virtuous black blood cells fighting their way through his veins!)

He despises the United States of America. His hatred for this country is undeniable. During his campaign, he wouldn’t even allow the American flag painted on his airplane. Also famous is his refusal to wear an American flag on his lapel. But, like any other cheap politician, he has been wearing one to stop the complaints. Too late! He also refuses to put his hand over his heart during the American national anthem. Being an illegal alien, this makes sense. He doesn’t want to show loyalty to a foreign country, the USA.

This hatred for America is a weird thing, since Rednecks, those white folk who the Liberals love to belittle, are tremendously patriotic. Therefore it may be his nationality (Kenyan) rather than his whiteness that causes this.
One of his most obvious flaws is his shameless racism. His deep hatred for Whites is obvious to anyone who isn’t themselves a hater of Whites. Here are his own words from Dreams of My Father:

“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of 12 or 13 when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.”

“I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.”

“There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.”

“It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.”

“I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn’t speak to my own. It was into my father’s image, the black man, son of Africa, that I’d packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, Dubois and Mandela.”

We all know that if a White man said anything similar to this about Blacks the News Mafia would lynch him. (Yes, I said “lynch.” Did you even know the term comes from the hanging of a white British tax collector in the days just prior to the War for Independence? His name was “Lynch.” Since then we say “lynched” just like we now say “borked” after the cruel, vicious treatment of Robert Bork by the liberal News Mafia.)

Yep! The guy is real white trash! If he had only been black he wouldn’t be such a wretch.